I've been working on a new design for Craptendo that merges familiarity with a sleeker design. It's adaptable, usable, relatable, scalable, climbable, able, mable, and even a table™. Currently, the fonts, favicon, wordmark, background, and color scheme are rolled out. My plans also include a lighterweight CSS refresh to update Craptendo to the landscape of antiskeuomorphist Web 3.0 SEO standards, for optimal allocation and quantization of URI assets within the foreseeably constructed pixel space and ToU sanctions. The future of Craptendo is now™.