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|The Hairy Adventures of Willy Dickson|
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The Hairy Adventures of Willy Dickson is a comedy and 3D platformer action game developed and published by Daydream Interactive, released exclusively for the Nintendo 3DS in 2017. It is the first game in the The Hairy Adventures of Willy Dickson series.
Shorty Doodledong, the game's main antagonist and succesful businessman, threatens to destroy Cock City upon the fact that it is too small. Willy Dickson, the game's protagonist, and his brother, Billiam Buttbum, decide to head off to defeat Shorty and save Cock City from doom. They meet and join forces with many different characters throughout their journey, though they also meet up with some awful enemies and bosses. Can Willy and friends save Cock City from destruction? It is up to you to find out!
The Hairy Adventures of Willy Dickson has a gameplay very similar to Super Mario 3D World, being a 3D platformer though with gameplay similar to 2D games. The game features a large world map, with over 5 different worlds, each with 6 and/or more bonus levels. While the player can only play as Willy and Billiam in Story Mode, up to 4 players can play simultaneously in Multiplayer Mode using the Nintendo 3DS Wi-Fi system. Each time the player gets hurt, or hit by an enemy or boss, they lose Swag. Swag works similarly to a lifebar, and if the player runs out of Swag, they lose a life. The player can also collect Swag Coins, which they can trade in the Sex Club or the Drug Shop for weapons, character outfits and accessories.
|Willy Dickson is the main protagonist of the game and one of the many residents in Cock City. He lives with his brother, Billiam Buttbum, who he deeply hates, for no apparent reason. Willy joins forces with many of his friends and his brother to defeat Shorty and save Cock City. Though it won't be easy, trouble isn't a problem for Willy's big and hard knowledge.|
|Billiam Buttbum is the main deuteragonist in The Hairy Adventures of Willy Dickson series and Willy's profoundly hated brother. He gets made fun of by everyone, because of the fact he doesn't have as much Swag as Willy does. Billiam dreams of becoming a hero and he won't stop until he proves to everyone that he's not a complete pussy. And so, he decides to join Willy's quest to defeat Shorty.|
|Dick Kid is Willy and Billiam's 11-years-old nephew who works at the Sex Club. He is a huge fan of his two uncles and would do anything to team up with them in their adventure against Shorty, though his mom won't let him since she needs him to work at the Sex Club so she can earn money to waste in cigarettes and drugs.|
Sex Dollhouse Kitten
|Sex Dollhouse Kitten is a reformed businessman and one of Shorty Doodledong's ex-partners. He runs the Cock City Sex Club, where he makes millions per day. He has a huge collection of dolls, and his house is literally a giant Dollhouse. He's married to Bianca Barbie, a renowned stripper and porn star.|
|Steve Smokeman is the owner of the Cock City Drug Shop, where the player can buy weapons and power-ups. He is single and is known for sexual harrassing several of his costumers. He is a drug-addict and says to be dating Snow White, who is a sculpute made out of cocaine.|
|Shorty Doodledong is the main antagonist and final boss in The Hairy Adventures of Willy Dickson. He is a successful businessman who wants to destroy Cock City upon the fact that it is too small. Shorty has plans to build millions of dildo-making factories. Willy, Billiam and friends must stop him before he manages to get dirty revenge on the people from Cock City.|
- Even though The Hairy Adventures of Willy Dickson is meant to be an obvious joke game, the creator has stated multiple times she will work, and spend as much time and effort into it as if it was a normal game.