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Super Sayin' Stuff! is a detective RPG game based around the concept of Super Sayin Mario created by Wither the Boss. The game is a parody of other detective titles, specifically Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, as it is much more foolish than even the specified title. It was released in 2015 for the Nintendo 3DS. It is a part of the Super Say! Trilogy of Trilogies.
The player plays primarily as the character of Dork Pit. Players must investigate various (exaggerated) crime scenes, picking out pieces of evidence before being given a file from the police officers at the Funyarinpa State Offices describing the supposed events leading up to the crime. In the courtroom, Dork Pit must "battle" the offence attorney using the evidence, as well as in an RPG fight sequence before showing off the final piece of concluding evidence.
This game also includes the social mode introduced in Super Sayin'!.
Dork Pit is tired of his life as a loser. He is a nerd, who gets a boner by looking at corpses and destruction. When he is visited in his dream by his Super Sayin counterpart, Super Sayin Dork Pit, he travels to an alternate dimension where he becomes a detective.
Working alongside Super Sayin Dork Pit, Dork Pit takes up the job as a detective. He is visited by Kool the Boo and Screwuma when he arrives at the crime scene, a fattened Super Metal Baby Sayin Mario and a hundred empty water bottles. When asked, they tell about how Super Sayin Pikachu exploded after drinking too much water in a competition between him and Super Metal Baby Sayin Mario. When he examines the corpse of Super Sayin Pikachu, he finds that it is not one body, but two: his and Miley Twerkus'. When the trial comes along, he presents this evidence, and eventually deduces that there can only be one culprit: Super Sayin Mii. He is brought to justice and forced to eat an entire Christmas fruit cake before being sent to jail.
Dork Pit then returns to the crime scene and grabs chunks of Miley Twerkus' and Super Sayin Pikachu's bodies, keeping them in a small cardboard box. When he returns to Super Sayin Dork Pit, they decide to go out for tomato milkshakes and Nova Scotian fishing chips.
After eating a giant fish stick, Super Sayin Dork Pit dies of magical poisoning. Dork Pit is then forced to investigate what's up, and finds a vial of super duper killing poison. He is then forced to go to court, and find the true culprit.... by protecting the main suspect: Super Sayin Yoshi. During the trial, Super Sayin Yoshi and Dork Pit find out that the true culprit is, again, SUPER SAYIN MII. When asked about it, he says that an anonymous donor managed to get him out of jail and make a clone of him to take his place. He is then tortured by Dork Pit, and reveals that the "anonymous donor" signed it as Mega.
Dork Pit then goes to Super Sayin Dork Pit's dead body and cuts off his hand, putting it into his cardboard box.