We want people to touch the device in January.

The Nintendo Schwift, also known as the NXD, is Nintendo's newest console. You can take it around and ignore your dog while at the park, then go to a go-kart place, then play a secret Mario Galaxy-looking game that makes GameXplain</span> shit temselves on a rooftop party! Also Splatoon.

It will be released in March 2017.


…This is going down in history!

If you wanna be a Villain Number One, you have to chase a superhero on the run.

Just follow my moves, and sneak around! Be careful not to make a sound! Shh! No, don't touch that!

etc. etc.

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So the Schwift is this tablet-looking thing, but then it has this joystick stuff on its sides that you can remove, and then put them in, like, a controller thingie?

You can also get the tablet and put it in this stand and then it shows it on your TV. I heard it also charges the tablet.

It also uses cartridges instead fo DVDs but I guess it's ok because otherwise it wouldn't be as portable, I think.

Oh, and it has a kickstand.


Here are all of the confirmed games for the Schwift:

  • Minecraft Cube Life: Island Survival HD
  • Dragon Quest X
  • Dragon Quest XX
  • Dragon Quest XXX
  • Super Mario Galaxy 3, or something.
  • Mario Kart for Wii U for Nintendo Schwift
  • Just Dance 2017: Dab Edition
  • Sonic Generations 2: Electric Boogaloo Project Sonic 2017
  • And much more!


It depends based on how far you are from the WiFi router.

As for the console, some people are hyped, other people are not, but everyone agrees…

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