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Nintendo Peine Us is a new console by Nintendo. It's the new version of the very first Nintendo console. It is going to be released June 2017. It has a speaking chip that is English and can be translated into, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese, Italian, French and even Greek. It can give you trivia about the game and hints if you're stuck on a part. It can play NES and SNES that have been converted into a special disk that was made for the console. It can even play GameCube or Wii game on the original disk. It comes with four controllers. When you turn on your controller a blue light will appear on one of the four semi-circles. The rest of the semi-circles will have a light if more than one controller is on. It does not play Nintendo 64 games although it looks Like the Nintendo 64. The controller has the letter buttons from the Wii controller plus It has the new number buttons. To open the game slot use the controller and press the 0 button.
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Some of the few side effects of using the worldwide known Nintendo Peine Us

Screaming and yelling constantly, never stopping ever and shrieking and growling and generally being a dick. Being on the Sun. Becoming the Sun. Passing the time day after day with menial distractions while your aging body slowly decays and inches it’s way toward death. Depression. Acceptance. Thinking it’s Tuesday when it’s Wednesday. Rock solid abs. Emotions. Punctuating everything you say with clapping. Teaching Chemistry. Losing all of your earthly possessions but gaining eternal enlightenment. Feeling upset when bad things happen to loved ones. Having more eyes Giving up soup forever Standing in a large green room looking at a list of side effects. Standing up for your beliefs. Standing still. Only moving your feet!?!?!?!?! Incorrect use of punctuation Understanding exactly what this game is and how it plays and what you do and how you win and then deleting it off your hard drive and doing something else Playing a video game Wondering ‘Who?’ Not wondering 'Who?’ Not playing a video game The ability to smell fear Thinking you have the ability to smell fear Being better than other people. Loving yourself just the way you are. Not experiencing side effects Turning that frown all the way down. Not playing a demo Repeating yourself Not playing a demo Repeating yourself Locked in bitter struggle with your alter-identity Repeating yourself Being Spiderman Loss of all bodily control Regining bodily control Bodily control remaining the same. Unable to see the colours blue, orange, and red. Nausea. Uncontrollable bleeding from every oriface. Breathing heavily. Breathing. Making lots of noise with your big fat mouth. Vomiting Eating your vomit Vomiting your vomit Stop eating vomit bro Hey why can’t you respect my decisions it’s my life It’s my life it's my life

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