Chapter 1: Terra Brings Out His Rainbow Sword
TBA (I'll have to do painful research to get the general idea of 50 Shades's writing style. Or at least the general atmosphere of the book)
- "I rode him like a Warp Star"
- "My Boomstick was as red as the communist flag thanks to last night"
- "No wonder he's a Star Warrior. He's fierce in battle, if you know what I mean."
- "I was living up to my title as Crystal Hero. I was rock solid.
- Terra me up, boys,